➽ Thought this was funny enough to share. The Daily Wire reports that Lawrence John Ripple, 71, robbed a bank in order to get away from his wife. No kidding.
Before he left to rob the bank, he told his wife that he would rather be in jail then be with her.
The punchline is that in the end, his sentence for the crime was home confinement. Looks like divorce might be the only answer to his problems now.